FYCAROO FOR GOVERNOR
FYCAROO IS THE ALPHAROO
G'day All. FYCAROO here, and I am honored to announce my candidacy for Governor of somewhere in the United States. To think that a triple Alpha Kangaroo, would consider running for Governor of a State, is preposterous in itself. However, not as preposterous as the self proclaimed Constitutional Law Scholar, Jose Maria DeCastro running for Governor. (WTF!! Which real male has a girl's name for a middle name?) To date, Jose Maria has not announced which State he will run for Governor in. Good money is on that, Jose Maria, will run for the state in which he constantly lives in. The great State of DENIAL. He has that all to himself.
Several decades ago, Jose Maria willfully relinquished his grip on reality. He now has a firm grip on hypocrisy. Jose Maria constantly behaves like a very short petulant child and spewing vile at Police, and those outside his echo chamber. He does this under the auspices and protection of the First Amendment Rights. Those Rights being: freedom of speech; religion; press; petition and assembly. Jose Maria encourages others to do same. However, Jose Maria will threaten to sue you if his little feelings are hurt. This is his way to silence those who do not agree with him and chose to exercise their rights. Very Alpha of him.
Well Jose Maria, I am invoking my right to be press and exercise free speech. Are you going to be a hypocrite and deny me my 1A rights? Are you going to show your true favorite color? HYPOCRATIC YELLOW? Hey Jose, say whatever you want about me. The floor is yours. Kangaroos have thick skin and aren't hypocrites. Additionally, they are not afraid of your kind.
FYCAROO's Plan
Under FYCAROO'S Governorship I pledge: that all Jeffs will not hate pigs. Terry from Ohio will be left alone. Pets will not be left in vehicles while you go out and get arrested. Everyone will get a personally autographed boomerang, an ORIGAMIFOLD, a back the blue flag and set of furry handcuffs at birth. Research will be conducted into the origins and cure of high knee pressure and Ulna nerve damage. The current reason for these ailments is commonly known as "being scared".
I am dedicated to implementing policies, procedures and protocols that foster progress and prosperity for all citizens. Even for the frauditors, liars, thieves and cheats, other drongos and creatures who chose to disrupt and pick on good normal citizens. going about their business and not harming anyone.
Show your support for FYCAROO by wearing your Press Pass proudly. Putting a #1 in the chat and flaunting that Terry was a crook.. Please do not forget that FYCAROO is "Jose's Daddy".
FYCAROO has more chance of becoming Governor than Chille.
WE DO NOT BACK DOWN - WE DO NOT BACK DOWN
The ORIGAMIFOLD
The ORIGAMIFOLD is better than the Trifold as it is interactive and super fun way to interact with the Police on the side of the road. Our ORIGAMIFOLD has been around since the 1950's and has had brought more joy and documented success than the Trifold.